Eomer! Hey, puppet! Unarmed mun here! Only 5'3", pretty wimpy upper arm strength, I probably couldn't even wield a stick if I found one on the ground... *looks around quickly, not a stick in sight*
Eomer? Come yell at me, please? Scream and curse and hit and bruise and forgive me, please?
((can't lock this in a community journal to Eomer only... so it's open to view. If there's a better way, and IF Eomer is bloodthirsty enough to have at me, lemme know? Otherwise, have at it.))